Over 2500 funny quotes from the worlds of fact and fiction. A huge collection of humorous and thought provoking quotes from some of the biggest characters of our time. *Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app ...Daha fazla
Over 2500 funny quotes from the worlds of fact and fiction. A huge collection of humorous and thought provoking quotes from some of the biggest characters of our time.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.) *This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app *Share with SMS/Email *Random joke button *Hold the left arrow to go back to the start *Hold the right arrow to go to the end *Link to developer’s other apps in the market *Change the size of the text *Change the color of the text *Change the style of the text *Change the background *Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. Spike Milligan"
"Once you're dead you're made for life. Jimi Hendrix."
"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. Alan Coren"
"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country. Clint Eastwood."
"You're only as good as your last haircut. Fran Lebowitz "
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
*****Disclaimer***** Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
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ŞU TARİHTE GÜNCELLENDİ: 20.Eyl.2013
YÜKLEMELER: 100.000 - 500.000
EN GÜNCEL SÜRÜM:: 3.3.5
REQUİRED ANDROİD VERSİON: 1.6 ve yukarısı
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